according to this Italy’s dick would be bigger than Germany’s (if your headcanon is based on the citizen’s average)
take that fanfiction
At first I thought this was in inches and I was a little terrified of European men for about 30 seconds before I realized it was in centimeters.
Cause the wounds never heal.
But everything changes
If I could turn back the years
If you could learn to forgive me
Then I could learn to feel.
"I’m fabulous, bitch"
When Eruri extend their business territories…